I thought it would never happen -

BUT IT HAS.

McDonalds, I'm through with you. I gave you up for a whole year, and missed you a lot. 

But then 2011 came around again, and I gave you another try... 

I REGRET IT, DO YOU HEAR ME?? 

I feel like total shizzzzzz right now, 

and its all the doublecheesebugernopicklewithasmallfry's fault. 

This isn't the first time you've given me uncontrollable stomach pains.

And nausea x 304848. 

And -so bloated I may float away- feelings.

And 4 more lbs of unneeded chubby chub chub.

I can't sleep, sit, or stand without tears in my eyes. 

What you're making me do is NOT lady like.

I just spent 14 minutes googling 'Why does diarrhea happen'...

You were not worth it.

YOU WERE NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!

I'm never eating you again.

[except vanilla ice cream cones, cause obviously those don't count.]

I WOULD SUE YOU IF I COULD.

Goodnight. [if i can ever actually sleep!!]

p.s. jbsdgbrjgabrjgwrlrabrlbglsbgalfkskgna;rgnarlkng.