Remember?

Dear YOU,

Remember when HE used to text/call me, and you'd see it all over my face who it was before I even told you it was HIM?

You're that guy now.

My face wrinkles in annoyance and my eyes roll [without my conscience consent] at the mention of your name.

Hope you're satisfied.

It seems painfully obvious that is what you were going for... so congratulations, you've succeeded!

Love, Me.