it was because I thought you had it all together.
but you have nothing together.
Thats why.
6.28.2011
6.21.2011
And now I will quote myself.
When - after dinner.
Where - the kitchen, while washing dishes.
Context - the girls & I are discussing how much we wanted to walk to the T-Market across the street to buy a candy bar.
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Where - the kitchen, while washing dishes.
Context - the girls & I are discussing how much we wanted to walk to the T-Market across the street to buy a candy bar.
And I said -
"I mean, I'm just not happy when I'm on a diet. Even if I were in a tiny bikini on a beach somewhere, I'd probably still be really angry, while also thinking about a double cheeseburger..."(We laugh too hard, I continue...)
"And this may ruin the silly mood, but you know what is THE WORST? When you lose 15 lbs, and THENNNNNNN they guy likes you. UHHHHH that just makes me want to gain that 45lbs back and SIT ON HIM"(We laugh till my face hurts)
"No, really! No truer words have ever left my lips!!!"(And then I happily eat the rest of my sour gummy bears in one handful.)
[END SCENE]
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