so forth, and such as

"A short list* of under-appreciated things, 
with possible explanations of why I think so.
Maybe. If I feel like it."
by Kathleen Dunn (official stage name - Renee Foxchase)




stage names
boys with innocent happy eyes (even when they get old... those eyes stay the same. OMG SWOON)
canned corn
my incredibly precious habit of hoarding sentimental items... like rocks from a sea I saw 4 years ago (what, you don't think so??)
Audra McDonald (if you don't google her right now, so help me GOD)
female bass players
the ability to tie dye WHATEVER in the middle of your living room (if you want? I want.)
castraties (cause i mean heavens, they've gone through a lot)
"this book is almost too heavy to carry uhhh why does my elbow hurt" hardback books
the letter Q (good Lord, 'U'. Let a letta breathe.)
hazelnut cream (need entire jars, STAT)
Mary Oliver poems
hot glue guns
Kelly Clarkson's vocal chords (I appreciate them... she doesn't. STOP SCREAMING, YOU'RE COLLECTING NODES LIKE STAMPS)
banana moon pies
the name 'Blythe'
a good sound crew (they get even less appreciation when they are GOOD at their job. Thats silly)
tiny feet
people who can draw perfect circles or straight lines
that one tater tot in a sea of french fries
my girlfriend skills (hellllloooooo, I make BEAUTIFUL valentines day cards.)
Grace Potter's killer legs
world maps that still have Russia labled as the U.S.S.R. (gimmie all those)
twitter updates about what you're ACTUALLY doing
declawed cats
Emma Stone's weird ability to be a blonde, OR brunette OR a redhead? (#firstworldwhitegirlproblems)
history majors
girls who know THEIR grammar (THEY'RE smart, Where did they go to school? Maybe I should go THERE?)
Pichu & Raichu, the forgotten forms of Pikachu
girls who name stars after their MIA 'best friend'
Parenthood (the TV show... not the movie the show is based on, or the actual act of raising children...)
My mom's fabric-popping skills
destinations that don't require a plane ride
long lists that were promised to be short but are still, indeed, long.






*my next list - "an unofficial list of possible baby names for the Beyonce/JayZ hybrid"